This is how I spent my morning. First, I went to the local hazardous waste facility and rented a space suit as pictured above. I had them fill it with that spray foam insulation so as to seal any potential openings. It's not pictured here, but there is a little air hole in it that is filtered so as to not let anything IN. Next, I went to the local concrete shop and had them custom mold some cinderblocks. I'm waiting for them to dry as we speak. I figured that I would build a really, really high wall around my house since my brother is afraid of heights, and I doubt that he would climb that wall in order to get to me. If he does, it's ok. I watched The Goonies this evening to make sure that I got all of the booby trap ideas I could muster to place behind said wall. (Don't tell him about that part or he'll be expecting it.) Tomorrow will prove to be an equally busy day as I have to go hire Navy Seals, and take out a loan for the extra charge I'm sure to incur for not allowing them to sleep. I have a new appreciation for the military. I had no idea that going to war could be so time consuming.

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