So, while doing some thinking, I have come to the conclusion that Kris has let me down. For years he has had a much better imagination than I, got into trouble for doing cooler stuff than I, and has had a much quicker wit than I. However, since the declaration of the Play-Doh war, his threat has merely been to insert Play-Doh into my nasal cavity in retaliation for 1.) doing the same to him when he was two years old, and 2.) for encouraging his unknowing girlfriend to send him a can of Play-Doh, which she did. Tsk, tsk, dear brother. I would think that you would come up with something better than that.

When copycat crimes are committed, it is typically because the perpetrator seeks notoriety and rarely does the copycat crime overshadow the original. Because of this simple fact alone, you must find an alternate method of retaliation, dear brother of mine, or your efforts will be lessened by the simple fact that it was not an original act. Nor can you hold me down and leave your finger on my elbow for a prolonged period of time. It must be something truly revolutionary for you to get your just retribution.

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